What are these?
You can win them tonight, at the Farrago's Wainscot Masquerade & Sideshow. There are prizes for both Heavy- and Lightweight beard champions (open to all genders) as well as a prize for Headwear Champion. Freaks, Geeks, Music, and Beer.
We hope the old man behaves.
If you're in the D/FW area, please do join us. Admission is $6.00. All proceeds go straight to our operating costs and to paying our contributors.